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the diary of Raven Queen and Dexter Charming |
Raven's Review[]
Ugh! Spelless in Seapple is everything I can't stand about movies, especially romantic charmedies. It's so unrealistic!
First of all, am I supposed to believe that a sweet (but hopeless) prince falls in love with a girl from the wrong side of the Dark Forest, and they live Happily Ever After?
Then there are the actors. Charming Tutan is the newest, hottest leading man in movies. He can do it all - action, charmedy, romance. He's the type of guy that princesses swoon for. So do the filmmakers really think that you throw a pair of glasses on him and it instantly makes him a klutz around girls? And Raven McAbracadabrams? She's spellbinding! Just because her hair is pulled back in a ponytail, she's the ugly girl in this world? What-ever-after! There's no truth in this art!
The only thing that this movie worthwhile was just when I didn't think I could take it anymore, Dexter held my hand. It let me know that it's just a movie, and real life is more important. So even though I give Spelless in Seapple two spells down, it was the best first date a girl could wish for.
Dexter Digs It[]
Call me a hopeless romantic, but I royally love movies like Spelless in Seapple. Movie like these show true heart. They make me believe that anything is possible.
It stars Charming Tutan as the awkward Prince. Not the role I would be hexpect for someone usually plays the athletic action hero, but I think that's what I liked about it. He stepped out of his comfort chapter, and was charmingly vulnerable, Raven McAbracadabrams played the misunderstood Sorceress. She was, as always, beautiful and enchanting. Maybe I'm biased because she's my spellebrity crush, but she made the movie one for ages!
SPOILER ALERT: The best scene was at the end, when the evil Dragon Master was going to take the Sorceress away forever, but then the Prince busts through the door and shouts out his love for the Sorceress. She rediscovers her magic, and frees herself from the Dragon Master's spell.
It told me, "You know what? Be bold. Live for today!" So I did. I went to hold Raven's hand, and guess what? She held mine back! What a first date!